If you could be any crayon what colour would you be?

" I'd be a highlighter cause you need a light to get high" - ian

*Making fun of the tv guy*
"Im not straight! I kinda cruve like this *bends pinky finger* See? U- turn!" - Elaine

"Imretarded, not stupid..... Daryls Stupid!" - Scott

"Um, Matt why do you have a Cosmo magazine?" - Linnie
"Cuz, I duno.... But this issue had free pantie liners! So I took it out and I stuck it on my PC screen" - Matt

"No, when hittin a pregnet lady (while driving) your killing 2 things, so that means more points" - Nya
" Haha! Fetius killing!" - Linnie
" Man we are SO comdemned to Hell for this" - Nya

*Sings*
" Im so hungry, someone feed me" - Linnie

*Sings*
" Can't explain all the hunger that your makin' me feel! My stomach is on over drive and Mrs. KB is behind the stearing wheel" - Elaine ( Mrs KB was pickin up our food and taking forever)

"So then what happens at the end of the world?" - Mr. Moran
*thinks out loud*
"TERMINATERS!" - Linnie

" I think they're tryin to fatten us up with all these KitKat bars so they can have us for dinner courtney!...Let go get into the oven!" - Linnie

"Do my eyes proceed me?" - Dayna

"Wanna come to an unathious party?" - Dayna (to Strangers)

"I think I know the own color of my underwear seein that I wear it! Its fuckin red! & I'll ask the next dude that turns that corner!" - Linnie
* Matt Wilson Walks By*
" What the fuck are the color of my panties?! *shows underwear* " - Linnie
" uh.... red?" - Wilson
"SEE!! they are red you mofo's!" - Linnie

"Cock-Kncoker.... LOL its just the word KNOCKER thats so funny!" - Elaine

"Having an Intellagent convosation with you is like askin a cow what time it is Linnie" - Nya

" Your Effected with the HHBD" - Tim
" What the hell is that ?" - Linnie
"Holy Hotness Batman Desease" - Tim

*Sings*
"A mofo hut a mofo hut! Kentucky fried mofo and a mofo hut. Mc MOFO'S Mc MOFO'S! Kentucky fired Mofo & a Mofo hut!" - Linnie

*Mocking people who walked by*
"Perky butt or else he has chocolate bars in there" - Elaine
" Two girls waving at us, good friends" - Elaine
"Red shirt, baige shorts...I like his clothes" - Elaine
" Whoa! Someone has a balloon in there butt!" - Elaine
" Guys are going into the library .......... enough said" - Elaine

*On the bus*
"Native huh? How do you talk to each other? Like this? *makes native noises*" - Mr. Gorgous
"O! Or are you the type that says 'Wingopo' ?" - Linnie
"Dont even start with that Pocahontis crap!" - Katie (native)

"If I tip my chin in the air & give you a look like this, I look mysterious" - Justin (Mr. Smiley)

* Writing A Test*
"Yes (Justin) Peter's? " - Mr. Moran
" Um ya.... can I please have the answers?" - Justin

"Umm these are good" - Charlie

" Lenny Shaved!" - Linnie
" Oh good! He was starting to look like and apstole!" - Courtney

"Well some lesbains are fat... but most of them are HOT!... Courtney your a lesbain " - Linnie
"EXCUSE ME!? " - Courtney
"Your..... A.... Lesbain! So how about that ice cream?" - Linnie
"NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY OF MY FUCKING ICE CREAM!" - Courtney
" ....." - Linnie

"Hi Lenny!" - Linnie
" Melinda! Would you STOP sayin hi to that kid?! He probably doesn't even know your name!" - Elaine
"....So?" - Linnie
"Lenny! Do you know her name?" - Elaine
" no...." - Lenny
"SEE! So Stop Saying Hi To Him! HE DOESN'T CARE!" - Elaine

"SluuuuuT!" - Mat

"Um Coke.... dont you think when your parents come to have some tequila, they'll wonder why it tastes like WATERED DOWN GIN?!?!" - Linnie

" Who Fahted?" - Brad

"Lifes a piece of shit! You ither walk over it or through it but either way its still goin to smell!"  - Linnie

" I wanna bash his head through a window and hope that he dies!" - Linnie

" Um.. I hope you didn't just drink that" -Nya
"Why......" - Linnie
" Becuase I have a cold sore and you DoNT want it" - Nya
" WHAT!? o great! Now I'm goin to have a herpe! *crys... literally* I DONT WANT A HERPE!.... Herpies give me goosepimples!" - Linnie
"......Whats a goosepimple?" - Skyler


"I got a rumblely in my tumbly and its goin to make its way out my bumbly!" - Dayna

"You must have a hard time finding time in your hectic schedule of nothing and less then nothing!" - Elaine

"Katie says I'm as helpful as a rock" - Brittney

"Popdick!" - Elaine
"Stop calling me Poopdick!" - Ian
"Poopdick poopdick POOPDICK!" - Elaine

"Linnie had an eroitic dream about me last night but she won't tell me what it's about!" - Mat

*On the Bus*
"You look kind of warm" - Ashley
"Pardon?" - Justin (aka. Mr. Smilely)
"I SAID YOU LOOKED HOT!" - Ashley
"Oh I Already knwe that, I just didn't know you felt that way about me. I'm so flattered" - Justin

"Courtney, seriously! This dude was U G L Y!.... Like I don't think thats right that God would create such a horrable beining! Man! I can't even put in words the uglyness of that kid! It was truely dirt! *shudders* Coke, like....ew! Nastyassness! HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE!" - Linnie
"Melinda! That's so mean!" - Courtney
"BUT HE'S JUST SO UGLY I CANT STOP TRYING TO DESCRIBE THE UGLYNESS!" - Linnie

"Mum, what is a word that start's with an F & end's in an M?" - Linnie
"Thumb" - (Mum)

"Ian your like a guppy out of water" - Mr. Moran

"Ian, how many times have I told you not to do that!" - Mr. Moran
*shrugs* " 4 times at least" - Ian

"Today is Ass Wednesday" - Mr. Hagle (Classic)

"STOP BEING SUCH A SHUTTLECOCK!" - Linnie
".....Ew! Linnie likes shuttlecocks!" - Dave

"Sex with a cherry lolipop" - Ian

" Oops! Had a Sutton moment" - Scott (Darly Sutton. Not the brightest kid)

"I always make myself laugh" - Elaine

"You better believe in ghost stories..... BECAUSE YOUR IN ONE!" - Elaine

" I rather kill my brian then my lungs" - Michelle Day

"Oh, yes, baby, you've lit the fire in MY pants!" - Linnie

"Duck Linnie" - Andy
*looks around* "....right" - Linnie
"No, DUCK!" - Andy
"WHERE!!!!!!" - Linnie
*gets hit in the head with box*
" I said 'Duck!' " - Andy

"It's becuase I'm black isn't it?!" - Michelle Day

"It's because I'm a lighter shade of white isn't it?" - Ian

"It's because my tan is lighter isn't it?" - Elaine

" Mr. McGreior! I want to have your kids!" - Justin (Peters)

"What's your combo lockernation, Courtney?" - Linnie

"It's the haunted cesspool!" - Courtney