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A Berief Look At A Great Book Called:
Dateable: are your? Are they?

By Justin Lookadoo & Hayley Morgan

Find out how many "years left" you have untill you find the one.

25 - (your age) = (years left)

_________   X  (years left)  =  ___________
Number of                                   Number of crushes
crushes in the                             'till you find "the one
last 12 months
                                                                  

"Don'tmake the mistake of being in love and being in love"

TRUTH: Your will date several people before you get married
TRUTH: Your spiritual beliefs have an impact on your dating life


If I Will Do For You,
I Will Do It To You.
(chapter 4)

4U = 2U

If I will lie for you, I will lie to you.
If I will cheat for you, I will cheat on you.
If I will be  mad at someone for you, I will be mad at you for someone else.
If I will do it for you, I will do it to you.



"A guy will have a tendency to treat you like you are dressed.
If you are dressed like a fresh buffet,
Don't be suprized when he treats you like a piece of meat"

The Whipped Guy

The last thing a guy wants is to be whipped, because that means you're controlling him.
It's like he's a big sissy & you're his nanny, a real ego killer for a guy.
His friends will use this to thier advantage.
It becomes ammo, another weapon in the game of being a guy.

                                               The Comparsion Chart

Holding Hands                       
Looking at the car. Running your hands over the hood.

Kissing                                    
Sitting in the seat. Grabbing the steering wheel.

Heavy making out                 
Starting the car. Turning all the dials. Wiping your feet  on the carpet. Spilling a drink in the seat.

Touching, Kissing, Fondling, Groping, Anything Except Intercourse
 Scratching the paint. Breaking the window. Poking holes  in the seat.


Sex, (oral, Intercourse)         
Driving the car like crazy. Putting on major miles. Driving at a high speeds. Running over curbs. Totally ragging out the car



 

Dateable Delusions:
Which Stage Are You In?

Stage 1. In A Relationship.
You are working hard to keep the love alive.
Beware --- you are in danger of compromising & selling out to try to make something last that never had a chance.

Stage 2. Trying to get a relationship.
Work, work, work. You are spending way to much time trying to get noticed. Dress, talk, party, invites, anything to become a crush magnet.
Spending all your energy trying to get someone who will eventually leave you.

Stage 3. Wanting a realtionship.
Wake up! You daydream about the  fairytale relationship. You think about how wonderful it would be if only you had one. You are living in a fantasy world instead of experiencing the excitement of a real one.

Girls Will Lie To Themselfs
To Get What They Want
(chapter 6)

Lies Girls Believe

I'm Different
I'm more important to him
They didn't know how to treat him
I love him more then they did
I am better then his last girlfriend
I will change him
I am the best he's ever had
He's thinking about me
They weren't as nice as me
They weren't as cute as me
He'll be nicer to me
 He is sweeter to me then he was to the others
I know him better than they did
He has the power to be better because I love him so much
It's okay for me to call him
It's not his fault


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