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Eric's grandma: I
tell it like it is.
Eric: Okay
grandma, then here's how it is. You're very nasty! And I don't see why you have to be so hateful. I don't think that being
nice for a whole day would kill you.
(Eric's grandma drops dead)
Eric: Grandma?
Grandma? Oh. Oh! Oh no!!
Grandma's Dead
Laurie:
You don't know anything! And if you do know something, I will make you sorry you were ever born.
Eric: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born!
Laurie and the Professor
Donna: I
have to go to the bathroom. Jackie?
Jackie: Oh my
God, Donna, you have never asked me to go to the bathroom with you before!
Donna:
Yeah, its a big day.
The Pill
Hyde:
Dating is prostitution, man, only you don't always get what you pay for.
Eric's
Burger Job
Hyde: Disco is from hell, okay?
And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lame ass part where the really bad accountants live.
The Disco Episode
Hyde puts the Forman family in a Hallmark card:
Hyde:
But the reality is this:
Grandma: To
my daughter in law. You took my son.
Kitty: You
wrecked my life.
Grandma: You stole my youth.
Red: You hate my wife.
Kitty:
I do my best.
Grandma: Well
that's a joke.
Red: I'm going out.
Kitty: I need a smoke.
Sunday
Bloody Sunday
Trucker: Well, hello there!
Kelso: Hey, thanks for stopping. Are you going all the way to Alpine
Valley?
Trucker: Oh, Im going wherever youre going!
Kelso: Wow, thats lucky!
Trucker:
So, did it hurt?
Kelso: What?
Trucker: When you fell down from heaven!
Kelso:
No, Im fine!
The Ski Trip
Kelso,
reading the UNICEF box: "A UNICEF contribution of thirteen cents will feed a child for
a month." Man, living in Africa must be great! Everythings so cheap.
Halloween
Laurie: Life is so complicated. You get old and die.
Thank God I'm still young and hot!
Grandma's Dead
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