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Dogma
* To The Hockey Demons*
~ Go back to your paper routes, you Mighy Duck
fucks! - Jay
* To Silent Bob*
~ I know
they were just kids, but we kicked they're fucking publess asses! - Jay
* To Silent Bob, Referring To Bethany*
~ Holy Fuck! All the fine, immoral bitches out front
of that place, & we gotta get the one Jesus freak! - Jay
*Jay
& Silent Bob Deside To Ditch Bethany*
~ Let's get out of here - Jay
~
Wait! - Bethany
~ I'll scream rape! - Jay
~ I can
pay you! - Bethany
~ Pay?... *sits back down* - Jay
*Desperate*
~ Let's say we're caught in a situation where we had 5 minutes left to live...
I duno, a bomb or something is gonna go off. Would you fuck us then? - Jay
~ In that highly
unlikely situation....... *rolls eyes* yeah, sure - Bethany
~ Ya? *looks at Bob* She's
A Slut! Booong! - Jay
*Bethany Desides She Doesn't Want
To Go On & Walks Away*
~ Your breaking up with us? Who the hell do you think you are, lady? You can't
just go around breaking peoples hearts like that! I fell in love wit chew! WE FELL IN LOVE WITH CHEW! Guys like us just
don't fall out of the fuck'n sky ya know! - Jay
*Rufus Falls Out Of The Sky Naked*
~
.... Beautiful, naked, big - tittied woman just don't fall out of the sky ya know? - Jay
* All 3 Look A The Man Who Fell From the Sky*
~ You think someone threw him out of a plane
with a message written on him... like in Con Air ? Ever see that flick? - Jay
~
O did that ever SUCK! - Rufus
~ Con Air? CON SHIT! KILL IT KILL IT! -
Jay
*Rufus Gets Ticked Off At Jay*
~ If you don't pipe down,
I'm gonna yank your sack off like a paper towel! - Rufus
*
Rufus Ask's Bob For His Jacket & Jay Gets Mad*
~ Hey big papa, how about u lending a botha your coat
till I find my own threads? - Rufus
~ Dude, he fell out of thin air! -
Jay
*Bob shrugs*
~ Dude! His piece is gonna be rubbing inside of your armor - Jay
*Bob
hands Rufus his coat*
~ DUDE! - Jay
*Bethnay Is Confussed*
~
Wait, wait, wait. YOU, knew Christ? - Bethnay
~ Knew Him? Shit that nigga owes me 12 bucks! - Rufus
* Rufus Gets Hungry*
~ Now lets start
walk'n - Rufus
~ Walk?...FUCK YOU! Do you know how far we are from anywhere? - Jay
~ Hey, man, back in the day with J.C., we used to walk everywhere! Did you ever hear of a fat
Apostle? - Rufus
~........ What the hell is an Apostle? - Jay
* Jay Becomes Curious Is Rufus Really DOES Know Something About Everyone*
~ Yo man,
tell me somethin' about me - Jay
~ You masturbate more then ANYONE on the planet
- Rufus
~ Saaaaaaw ......FUCK! Everyone knows that! Tell me something nobody knows
- Jay
~ When you do it you think about guys - Rufus
* Bob
gives Jay a worried look*
~.... Dude not all the time! - Jay
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